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@Mike__Lee: Cop: "Any idea why I pulled you over?"

Me: "you've got a fat guy fetish?"

Cop: ...

Cop: “Any idea why I pulled you over?”

Me: “you’ve got a fat guy fetish?”

Cop: …

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