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@PaperWash: Cop: anything in your pockets that might hurt me?

"Nah"

*cop pulls out a pic of his ex GF and suspect*

Cop: *wiping tears* I'm over it

Cop: anything in your pockets that might hurt me?

“Nah”

*cop pulls out a pic of his ex GF and suspect*

Cop: *wiping tears* I’m over it

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