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@donni: COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you--
ME: Handcuff keys
COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy's good

COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you– 
ME: Handcuff keys 
COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy’s good

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