@pragmatistic: Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever.
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@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@thenatewolf: Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot.
@JimGaffigan: When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one should be that happy.