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@Fred_Delicious: *cop bursts into bathroom*
"KID DON'T FLUSH THOSE DRUGS!"
*toilet is wearing shades*
"damn. we're too late"
*toilet rides off on motorcycle*

*cop bursts into bathroom*
“KID DON’T FLUSH THOSE DRUGS!”
*toilet is wearing shades*
“damn. we’re too late”
*toilet rides off on motorcycle*

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