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@ohpeetie: Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?"

Me: "He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"

Cop: “Can you describe the person who robbed you?”

Me: “He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee”

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