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@peeznuts: Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle?
-No, go fish.
@sweet_toof: With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady.
Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference.
@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.
@Book_Krazy: Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee]
Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males
@SkinnieTalls: I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?