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@Vodkantots: Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am?
Me: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Cop: You're free to go.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma’am?
Me: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Cop: You’re free to go.

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