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@Vodkantots: Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am?
Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about to get REALLY chatty.
C: You're free to go.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma’am?
Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I’m about to get REALLY chatty.
C: You’re free to go.

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