@Steelers1972: Cop ~ Do you know how fast you were going sir ?
Me ~ Uhhh .... Roughly about the same as you
Cop ~ Get out
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@ConorTripler: this website is absolutely destroying me
@Darlainky: I'm ashamed how many times Google's had to correct my spelling. Yes Google, I meant Shih Tzu not shits zoo.
@FrenulumBreve: PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?
@myqkaplan: "should i go into the arts?" "can you imagine yourself doing anything else?" "no" "then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"
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