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@donni: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Do you know why I stopped?
*silence*
*a saxophone wails in the distance*

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? 
Me: Do you know why I stopped? 
*silence* 
*a saxophone wails in the distance*

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