@DiamondGirl127: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Me: (squeezing into a gown) I'm so sick of the fashion industry. Who do you even make these clothes for? Children? Disney Store clerk: Yes.
@drinksmcgee: Woman with thick Russian accent: You are very sexy. Me (Blushing): Aw shucks. W: No… I use wrong word… sweaty... is correct? M: ….