@shadonium: What I hated the most in Facebook?
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@Sarcasticsapien: Describing anything that happens in 2017 makes me sound like a crazy person who just screams at park benches.
@TheBeerGuy73: Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
ROFLMFAO!
JK! Lolz
Ttyl KK
Ur BFF,
Hannibal
~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages
@FatherWithTwins: "Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look."
- my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious
@thestlouisan: Wife just said "burgs" instead of "burgers" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved.
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