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@HousewifeOfHell: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You pulled me over?
Cop:
Me: I just stopped here cuz I thought of a tweet.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You pulled me over?
Cop: 
Me: I just stopped here cuz I thought of a tweet.

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