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@tamytoo2: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me:I'm cute?

Cop: Nope

Me: you like my car?

Cop: Nope

Me: I could do this all day.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me:I’m cute?

Cop: Nope

Me: you like my car?

Cop: Nope

Me: I could do this all day.

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