Funny Tweeter

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@TommyKarate: Cop: do you know why I’ve been following you?

Me: you like my tweets?

Cop: excuse me?

Me: sorry I didn’t follow back.

*goes to jail*

Cop: do you know why I’ve been following you?

Me: you like my tweets?

Cop: excuse me?

Me: sorry I didn’t follow back.

*goes to jail*