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@TheToddWilliams: COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there?

ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down?

COP: I'm listening

COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there?

ME: Can you be sure it wasn’t just the planet slowing down?

COP: I’m listening

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