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@WeissBrandon: Cop: FREEZE, DON'T MOVE!!!
Me: *stops moving*
Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Me:...
Cop: NOW!
Me:...
Me:...
Cop: for the love of god...unfreeze

Cop: FREEZE, DON’T MOVE!!!
Me: *stops moving*
Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Me:…
Cop: NOW!
Me:…
Me:…
Cop: for the love of god…unfreeze

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