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@BlindChow: Cop: Freeze!
Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl*
Rookie: We gotta go after him!
Cop: No. He's gone.

Cop: Freeze!
Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden’s bottomless pasta bowl*
Rookie: We gotta go after him!
Cop: No. He’s gone.

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