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@_NinJar: *cop frisking me*
Cop: "theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"
Uh, no
Cop: "OW!"
*baby porcupine jumps out*
RUN POKEY, RUN

*cop frisking me*
Cop: “theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?”
Uh, no
Cop: “OW!”
*baby porcupine jumps out*
RUN POKEY, RUN

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