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@MarfSalvador: Cop: He's getting away! Quickly, cut him off!

Criminal: Get outta my—

Rookie: STOP TALKING

Cop: He’s getting away! Quickly, cut him off!

Criminal: Get outta my—

Rookie: STOP TALKING

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