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@fishbowel: Cop: *into walkie talkie* we have a wreck on highway 15

Me: look I know I’m a wreck

Cop: you've been wearing those sweatpants for 4 days

me:

cop: also you hit 26 cars

Cop: *into walkie talkie* we have a wreck on highway 15 

Me: look I know I’m a wreck

Cop: you’ve been wearing those sweatpants for 4 days

me:

cop: also you hit 26 cars

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