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@noog: Cop: Is that a turtle?
Me: ...
Cop: Painted blue?
Me: ...
Cop: With nails glued on?
Me: ...
Cop: Mario Kart's not real
Me: YOURE NOT REAL

Cop: Is that a turtle?
Me: …
Cop: Painted blue?
Me: …
Cop: With nails glued on?
Me: …
Cop: Mario Kart’s not real
Me: YOURE NOT REAL

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