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@gogglepossum: Cop: [knocks]

Dinosaur: can I help you?

Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire

[Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]

Cop: [knocks]

Dinosaur: can I help you?

Cop: we’ve had reports of small arms fire

[Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]

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