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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know how fast you were going?
"55?"
Cop: Faster.
"217."
Cop: Um, no, 72.
"24?"
Cop: I already told y-
"Negative 6?"
Cop: Get out.

Cop: Know how fast you were going?
“55?”
Cop: Faster.
“217.”
Cop: Um, no, 72.
“24?”
Cop: I already told y-
“Negative 6?”
Cop: Get out.

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