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@thatUPSdude: Cop; Know why I pulled you over?

Me; Because you got beat up in high school

Cop;.......

Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?

Cop; Know why I pulled you over?

Me; Because you got beat up in high school

Cop;…….

Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?

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