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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u?

"Cuz im going too fast?"

Cop: Yes, slow down.

"But it's been 6 months-"

Cop: U can't move in with her yet.

Cop: Know why I stopped u?

“Cuz im going too fast?”

Cop: Yes, slow down.

“But it’s been 6 months-”

Cop: U can’t move in with her yet.

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