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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you?

The dead guy in my trunk?

Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?

Cop: Know why I stopped you?

The dead guy in my trunk?

Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift’s over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?

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