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@WeissBrandon: Cop: know y I pulled u over?
Wife: to invite me to the state trooper's ball?
Cop: state troopers don't have balls
Me: BAHAHA
Cop: drive safe

Cop: know y I pulled u over?
Wife: to invite me to the state trooper’s ball?
Cop: state troopers don’t have balls
Me: BAHAHA
Cop: drive safe

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