@wizdom: Cop : "Lets Do a drug test" Me: "Cool, which drugs are we testing?"
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@markhoppus: The salon where my wife is getting her hair cut has a copy of Playboy on the magazine table. I feel like this is test.
@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff
@Brentweets: I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk.
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening