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@ericsshadow: Cop: license and registration.

Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it.

Cop: where is it?

Me: I have absolutely no idea.

Cop: license and registration.

Me: I don’t carry my drivers license so I don’t lose it.

Cop: where is it?

Me: I have absolutely no idea.

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