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@noogscorner: Cop: License and registration please.

Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking?

Me: No.

Cop: License and registration please.

Me: Give me a second, I’m drunk.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking?

Me: No.

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