@DaddyJew: Cop: license and registration
Me: nice try, I don't have either of those
thats "crime" but in alphabetical order
@teeaysmith: To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches
@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
@MeetingBoy: "A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat." I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.
@chanelpuke: WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY