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@naazihah: Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses.
Me: I have contacts.
Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one.

Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses.
Me: I have contacts.
Cop: I don’t care who you know, you’re not getting out of this one.

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