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@Dorkstress: Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle?

Me: Just some water.

Cop: Ma'am that's wine...

Me: Jesus did it again!!

Cop: Ma’am, what’s in the bottle?

 Me: Just some water.

 Cop: Ma’am that’s wine… 

Me: Jesus did it again!!

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