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@thejamietighe: *cop pulls me over*

Cop:Had a bit to drink tonight?

Me:What makes you think I've been drinking?

*cop leans over and turns off lawnmower*

*cop pulls me over*

Cop:Had a bit to drink tonight? 

Me:What makes you think I’ve been drinking?

*cop leans over and turns off lawnmower*

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