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@IamEveryDayPpl: Cop: *searching my car*
"WHERE IS IT?
I KNOW IT'S HERE!"

Me: *trying to swallow a Nickelback cd*
"IT'S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!"

Cop: *searching my car*
“WHERE IS IT?
I KNOW IT’S HERE!”

Me: *trying to swallow a Nickelback cd*
“IT’S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!”

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