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@fanofhell: Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar
Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar

Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar
Hamburglar: you’ve got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You’re thinking of hamburgerburglar

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