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@Kali_Mura: Cop: So, I’m writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane.

Me: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

Cop: So, I’m writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. 

Me: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

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