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@ArfMeasures: COP: So what happened?
ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road
COP: Can you describe it?
ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on

COP: So what happened?
ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road
COP: Can you describe it?
ME: It’s like a big path that cars drive on

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