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@WineMummy: Cop: Tell me again why you pulled out scissors and gave her bangs.

Me: She was flirting with a hot dad that I had my eye on.

Cop: Tell me again why you pulled out scissors and gave her bangs. 

Me: She was flirting with a hot dad that I had my eye on.

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