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@InternetHippo: COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror
ME: You can't prove it was me
COP: It was written in Dorito dust
ME: I want a lawyer

COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim’s mirror
ME: You can’t prove it was me
COP: It was written in Dorito dust
ME: I want a lawyer

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