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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior.
Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest.

Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. 
Me: Can I have another? I’d like to bring a guest.

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