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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Cop: What happened?
Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats.
Cop: Can you describe the accident.
Me: Adorable?

Cop: What happened?
Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. 
Cop: Can you describe the accident. 
Me: Adorable?

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