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@NoogsCorner: Cop: Why are your eyes bloodshot?

Me: My girlfriend dumped me and I was crying...

Cop: Oh.

Me: ...so I smoked weed to feel better.

Cop: Why are your eyes bloodshot?

Me: My girlfriend dumped me and I was crying…

Cop:  Oh.

Me: …so I smoked weed to feel better.

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