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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me: SHE'S IN LABOR!
Cop: That's a beach ball in a wig.
Me:
Cop:
Me: I don't think I'm the father.
Cop: Get out.

Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me: SHE’S IN LABOR!
Cop: That’s a beach ball in a wig.
Me:
Cop:
Me: I don’t think I’m the father.
Cop: Get out.

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