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@pleatedjeans: cop: why'd you kill him?
me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers
cop: ugh hate that you're free to go

cop: why’d you kill him?
me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers
cop: ugh hate that you’re free to go

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