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@KeetPotato: cop: "you kinda look like one that's all"
me: "in no way am i a pirate"
cop: "hmm, are you sure?"
parrot on my shoulder: "did he stutter?"

cop: “you kinda look like one that’s all”
me: “in no way am i a pirate”
cop: “hmm, are you sure?”
parrot on my shoulder: “did he stutter?”

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