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@Jaywoo74: Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
M: Speeding?
C: No!
M: Not using my blinker?
C: No!
M: Because I'm drunk?
Cop: Sir get off the mower!

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
M: Speeding? 
C: No!
M: Not using my blinker?
C: No!
M: Because I’m drunk?
Cop: Sir get off the mower!

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