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@TheDairylandDon: COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal.
ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave?
COP:...and for this weed
ME: That's Dave's

COP: You’re under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal.
ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave?
COP:…and for this weed
ME: That’s Dave’s

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